the number 13

I’m jealous. July 15, 2009

Filed under: Mormonology,The Littles,VLOGOGRAPHY — numbr13 @ 8:49 am
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The Lovebirds

The Lovebirds

And it shall come to pass that Olivia has a boyfriend who is everything a woman should want in a man and I am jealous.

She is blond. She has great big blue eyeballs and smochy lips. She has a huumongous butt and if genetics mean anything at all, she is set to possess a huge rack.

“I’m afraid for you.” he says.

At four years old… she’s got the boys calling. It’s skeery. But, she has eyes for only ONE man… LOL.


Oh, What a Thriller July 1, 2009

Filed under: Tales of the Weird,The Littles,VLOGOGRAPHY — numbr13 @ 10:10 am
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With Michael Jackson dying and whatnot his face and junk has been plastered all over creation much to the supreme annoyance of myself. He is all over the news, every magazine cover and I can’t even visit Perez Hilton anymore without dealing with the projectile of Jackson nonsense. Enough is enough!

Even the kids have gotten interested. I was inititally irritated by that as well until I found them all holed up in my living room attempting to learn the choreoghraphy to Thriller. They were serious about it, too. I have never seen them concentrate so hard on anything before. It was hilarious.

I made them redo it so that I could video tape it to show at their weddings and embarrass the shit right out of them. It simply must be done.

I keep watching it over and over again because every time I do I see more and more ridiculum. My children are so themselves on this thing… Matt is trying to be center stage, competing with his friend Zach who is clearly and easily the best dancer of the bunch. Olivia the Princess is getting all emotional over her territory and Owen gives up on the dance about halfway through to just spin around and do his own thing, jumping on people until they almost punch him in the nose.

I just sat there giggling.

This was what I walked in on after I made that adorable little video down there of Emi going night night. Such a sweet moment followed by some extreme weirdness. My kids are the greatest. Uncontrollable at times but they make me laugh.

Real blog post later… just wanted to share this and now I am off to grab some coffee.


Night Night Mama June 30, 2009

Filed under: VLOGOGRAPHY — numbr13 @ 10:36 pm

When all is wrong in the world THIS is right…

This one was just pure sugar… plain and simple. Made my whole day.

I love her.